psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
oneanddonekindofgirl: cliquestitsandicks: Lauren wasn’t on the plane with your ass either Arizona. (btw it still pisses me off that her name is Lauren) I’m pissed off and I don’t even know what we’re talking about.
If Rumplestiltskin gets his scaly skin back in...
Charmings/Regina/Hook: Oh, yeah, that.
Emma: WHAT THE FUCK.
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fuckyeahpikacha: I’ll more than likely be a wreck of apples and chess pieces and manip the rest of my life away
wallacewellsbian: On Warehouse 13 we don’t say, “I love you.” We say, “I smell apples.” And that’s not beautiful at all. In fact, it’s awful. Seriously fuck that.
punsicle: have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class...
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
LGBT Laughs: strawberreli:... →
strawberreli: superhighschoollevelpantyraider: lilliputianhitcher: coolfatcat: jennifer-jareau: white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys people who ‘awww’ at gay…
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
koalinmorgan: shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird like….
So I wrote another Cora/Regina porn fic.
jeanjaquesrousseau: sometimes I get mad about British stereotypes and then I remember that when I was in a corner shop and a man came in to rob the till, he joined the queue to wait his turn before brandishing the knife at the man behind the counter
GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU...
ad-stellas: So much. So so much that it scares me.
kawaiipeculier: everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like